Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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