i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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