i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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