Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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