Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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