Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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