So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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