East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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