I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Do plants get herpes?
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