What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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