I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
