Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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