It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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