I'm sorry my penis didn't work
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
