That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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