Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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