I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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