I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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