Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize