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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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