I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
false alarm. still invincible.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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