Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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