so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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