And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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