Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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