Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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