I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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