She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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