Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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