i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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