Jerry, you need to find god
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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