Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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