Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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