It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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