Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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