shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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