What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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