My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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