Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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