There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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