Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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