But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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