what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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