Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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