he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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