They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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