Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
