Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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