i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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