I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Less talking, more tequila
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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