Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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