I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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