So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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