You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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